Energy efficiency
The entire network runs on a single power strip. When productivity drops, we enter standby mode by closing the laptop lid.
Our green priorities
Three pillars guide every decision: consume little, reuse always, and never print anything.
Circular hardware
Old laptops become servers, old phones become remote controls, and old cables become abstract desk sculptures.
Carbon footprint
Emissions are roughly equivalent to one person breathing near a monitor. We plan to remain carbon-neutral by staying indoors.
Sustainability report
Our annual report is published exclusively inside my head, dramatically reducing paper waste. External auditors have described it as "not a report" and "please stop calling."
Highlights from last year:
- 0 sheets of paper consumed by the company
- 3 old chargers successfully untangled
- 100% of snacks sourced from the same kitchen
- 1 houseplant promoted to Chief Oxygen Officer
Environmental commitments
- By 2027
- Reduce standby LED brightness by one notch
- By 2030
- Retire at least one power-hungry monitor
- By 2035
- Achieve net-zero by taking another nap
- Always
- Recycle browser tabs before opening new ones