Move your connection, change your life

Whether you are moving to the other side of the room or just want the cable to enter from a different hole, we have a process.

Relocation and modification services

Tailored solutions for customers who want things to be slightly different than they are now.

Internal relocation

Move your connection from one wall socket to another within the same room. Requires 24 hours notice and a chair to stand on.

Desk rearrangement

Reposition the router for optimal Feng Shui and Wi-Fi propagation. Includes free cable untangling.

Service modification

Change your plan, password, or router name. The change is instant; remembering it takes longer.

Emergency cable extension

For when the cable is 10 cm too short. No judgment. Extra cable billed by the existential dread.

How it works

Relocations are handled by the same engineering team that installed everything originally. Expect personal service and mild complaining.

  1. Submit a request using the form below or by email.
  2. I evaluate the route and the amount of dust behind the desk.
  3. We agree on a time that suits both calendars.
  4. The work is carried out, usually while wearing slippers.

Request a relocation