Statement on the Network Existence

An official declaration regarding the physical, metaphysical and emotional status of the megi co. telecommunications network.

Official statement

Issued by the Office of the Sole Employee, this statement supersedes all previous denials, rumours and optimistic guesses.

megi co. hereby confirms that its network exists. Evidence includes, but is not limited to, the following: a router with blinking lights, at least one Ethernet cable visibly connected to something, and the ability to load a web page on most weekdays.

The network spans the entire territory of the room and maintains strategic extensions via a Raspberry Pi in London, another in Frankfurt, and an old laptop in Budapest. While coverage may be described as "local" by conventional metrics, its ambitions are thoroughly global.

megi co. rejects any allegation that the network is merely a Wi-Fi name written on a sticky note. The sticky note is merely a user-interface layer.

Signed,
The Management
(Me)

Evidence

Sceptics are invited to review the following irrefutable proof points.

  • The router emits a warm glow that could only come from electricity.
  • Ping responses occasionally arrive within human patience thresholds.
  • Multiple devices claim to be connected simultaneously, and some of them even work.
  • The cat has knocked the router offline at least once, proving physical interaction.

Legal disclaimers

Existence warranty
Best effort, subject to naps
Geographic scope
One room, emotionally worldwide
Third-party verification
The mirror confirms it
Last updated
Whenever the router rebooted