Senior Everything Engineer
You will own the full stack, the router, the coffee machine and the blame. Minimum 10 years of experience being me.
- Location: sofa, desk or kitchen
- Salary: exposure to excellence
- Reports to: the cat
Open positions
Competitive roles in a fast-paced, single-desk environment.
Chief Nap Officer
Responsible for maintaining morale through scheduled horizontal thinking time. Must supply own pillow.
- Location: couch
- Salary: snacks
- Reports to: no one during nap hours
Junior blame recipient
An entry-level role for candidates eager to learn why the build failed at 3 a.m. No previous experience required, but a tolerance for sighing is essential.
- Location: anywhere within earshot
- Salary: mentorship and regret
- Reports to: the mirror
Life at megi co.
Our culture is built on autonomy, accountability and the ability to ignore Slack when the cat is sitting on the keyboard. We move fast, break nothing important, and fix it before anyone notices.
Perks include:
- Unlimited vacation, subject to project deadlines and guilt
- Flexible working hours (midnight to 2 a.m. is peak innovation time)
- Free coffee from a machine I also paid for
- Equity in an imaginary support group
Application process
- Step 1
- Send an email I will definitely read eventually
- Step 2
- One interview with myself
- Step 3
- Technical test: fix the printer
- Step 4
- Discover the position was filled by me