M
Me
Founder, CEO, CTO, Janitor
Responsible for everything from strategy to unjamming the printer. Has been at the company since birth.
Management team
A lean, vertically integrated leadership structure with full accountability and zero meetings.
C
The Cat
Chief Supervision Officer
Ensures all work is inspected from a nearby surface. Specialises in unscheduled keyboard input and morale.
P
The Plant
Chief Oxygen Officer
Provides a calming green presence and symbolic sustainability leadership. Requires only water and occasional compliments.
R
The Router
Director of Connectivity
Keeps the lights blinking and the mood tense. Reports are delivered in beeps and LED patterns.
Governance
megi co. operates under a flat hierarchy in which every decision is made by the same person, then reviewed by the cat. This ensures rapid execution and complete blame attribution.
Board responsibilities
- Approving all commits, naps and snack breaks
- Setting quarterly targets that are quietly revised
- Maintaining the illusion of a second floor
- Signing off on printer repairs with a sigh
Management facts
- Total executives
- 1 human, 3 symbolic
- Average tenure
- Since the router was plugged in
- Board meetings
- Held silently, while eating
- Conflict of interest
- Comprehensive and acknowledged